Breadmoji writes

On the morning of Friday, April 17th 2026 at around 12:32 AM, Old Vengeance was found dead. After a swift investigation that definitely wasn't rushed or fabricated, the DNA of Old Vengeance has been discovered.

We have no information about Old Vengeance's whereabouts. If you have any information please call (a) the local police office at 1-813-555-7973, or (b) emergency number 911.

yes this actually happened no this totally isn't some stupid story that's obviously fake

The video is grainy, this is intentional.

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Something happened.
It happened.
I dont know what happened.
But it has happened.
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Like it's actually very big and loud, I think? apparently?
Hi yes

Insert a super vague paragraph about recent news of a crime being commited in some place on earth.

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In a private call with Nicole, one of the CEOs friend. The following conversation happened:

NICOLE: So how are you right now?
JOSH (the CEO): It's 11PM right now.... I just want to sleep....

The public is outraged. With many users on X (formerly known as Twitter) criticizing the action as being highly unprofessional

Josh has been promptly fired after the incident. Shareholders have been demanding that Josh pay compensation for the damage he caused to the company.

This is why the ram price has been going up people. Boycott this company!