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PARADOX Rookie Stuns Fans With Podium Finish

PARADOX Motorsports rookie driver Strudel Sylver has claimed their first podium finish after an unfortunate P12 finish had fans questioning whether or not she should be on the team.

The rookie driver finished the race in P2 position.

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New Super Sport Utility Cup Starring Rocky Rookie

PARADOX Motorsports must know something we don’t about this new rookie of theirs. Of the 10 races in this championship, rookie driver Strudel Sylver will be driving the 4 trail races and 3 cross countries. Kaitlyn Sylver will be driving the single circuit and 2 scramble courses.

This kind of makes sense. Strudel’s races won’t be as long as Kaitlyn’s, which is a good thing for her, if we remember the performance she did last race, where she was the best driver there up until the second half.
The 3 courses Kaitlyn will be racing are endurance courses, meaning the car can’t just be pushed to its limits the entire race.

I look forward to seeing what this rookie has to offer.

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A Good Race, but Horrific Loss for PARADOX Motorsports, but They Still Come Out on Top

In the last instalment of the Rare Classics Off-Road Cup, Strudel Sylver took the wheel.

The team at PARADOX were right. This driver has a lot of potential.

The start of the race was a bit rocky, but Strudel managed to gain P1 and hold it until a little over mid-way through the race, and then dropped to P12 and finished several minutes behind the other drivers.

Despite the loss, PARADOX Motorsports wins Championship with miles more points than any other driver.

Here’s what the drivers had to say in a post-race interview.
Editor: How did it feel completing your first race?
Strudel: It felt good to be behind the wheel. We didn’t get the result I was expecting, but that’s okay. I honestly didn’t expect my first race to be a small endurance one at all.
Kate: It’s all good. I never expected you (Strudel) to win.
Editor: About that, what happened? Why did you suddenly drop from P1 to P12?
Strudel: I think I fought too hard in the early laps, and fought way too hard to keep P1. I thought based on the data I was given, I could push the car a bit more the entire race without any problems, but apparently not.
Editor: Also, can we talk about how you basically had no grip in the final laps of the race and still managed to keep control of the car?
Strudel: It was hard. I wasn’t expecting it at all. The rain certainly made things a lot more difficult though.
Kate: There’s that potential I told you (Editor) about.
Editor: Kate, you’re on a winning streak. What made you give this race to Strudel?
Kate: The fact that I was winning. I could comfortably lose this race and still win the championship, which is what happened. Everyone needs to start somewhere, and doing this gives Strudel some actual competition to practice with and improve while the team still gets the wins they want.

It’s a rocky start for Strudel, but will she aspire to become the champion that the team desires?

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New Driver Joins Team PARADOX

The PARADOX Motorsports Racing Team is known to only have one driver.

With the joining of the Rare Classics cup, that is no more, with the addition of new driver Strudel Sylver.

We asked the team’s lead manager for comment:
“We were worried at first. With all the events we’re entering in short periods of time, we need more drivers. But then we’d also have to worry about Kate. She doesn’t play well at all with anyone else on her turf, so it was kind of surprising when she suggested recruiting Strudel.”

I’ll be keeping an eye on this new driver. Hopefully they’re as good as this team makes them out to be.

New Contender PARADOX Motorsports Enters Rare Classic Leagues

It has officially been announced that there will be a new contender climbing the ladders in the Rare Classic leagues.

PARADOX Motorsports may be new to the racing scene, but the team’s lead driver, Kaitlyn Sylver certainly is not, and the team has been constantly scoring wins since they entered the motorsports scene.

This is also the first league where they have signed on a co-driver, Strudel Sylver. Kate talks up big game about their co-driver, so I can only assume Strudel will keep PARADOX’s winning streak going.

When asked for comment, this was Kate’s response:
“Honestly, I’ve never needed a backup driver. But seeing someone by my side who enjoys racing as much as I do, I had to give them a shot. And there’s potential. Plus, it’s good for regulations… and rally.”

That last bit sounds interesting. Could PARADOX be entering the rally space next? What happens behind closed doors is anyone’s guess. But they were already very well prepared for the Rare Classics league when I got the chance to poke around their headquarters, and I even got to take the car they’ve been working on for a spin.

I’ve got a small hunch that this small team will be victorious in the Rare Classics leagues.

I, for one, welcome the competition.

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