Breadmoji writes

It's Saturday, what a nice and beautiful day ☀️ to go up in flames 🔥
In rememberance of rugae 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Mr Cathodelics uses his microscope 🔬
So wavy, curvy, and stylish 👠 He dyes it blue now 💙
Oh my grud 😱 She moves, she's... FLYING ☢️
Today we face the monster at our door 🚪 Into the autoclave she goes 🔥
Hmm, lookie lookie, go look again 👀 So many clones... 🦠
But then Mr Cathodelics remembered 🤔 What about the aloe on the floor ⁉️
Drop it on the dish 🧫 Let's see who gets finished 😵
Today marks the end of penicillin 🛑 As a stronger force becomes law 🔫
As the soothing gel covers the rugae 🪷 The demons... collapsed 🌠
Countless prizes for the guys 🏆 Now it's time to shine 💎

Dignified!

Yes.

Janet once told the world... that she'd have dealt with wasters.
But right now, she's just a Baker.
Sitting in Brooklyn, as her heart desires.
The smell of pastry, it's even better!
Just another wonderful day.

The landlord sensed a wonderful desire.
One that would make the shareholders wealthier.
Does this mean that business of her...
will get dissolved into the water?
Just the fate of the baker...

Our new brooding club will help you reach your brooding goal in no time. Want to become the guy in the cover of gay fiction? You can now get one step closer!

This club is held virtually at 18:30-20:00 UTC on fridays. Don't miss out! Register at https://broodclub.brd/register

PS: You can request a change of time if you'd like!

In an interview, Mrs. Johnathan Smith, a high school biology teacher stated she is a strong believer in democracy.

[REPORTER] What are your thoughts on democracy?
[Mrs. Smith] Well... I think that's how it should be.

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While some things are definitely continuing to go down a bad path and some novel kind of bad stuff keep happening, it's not too late to build a better world.

Even in a flawed democracy, your vote is worth something. It does signal to others the wants/the demands of you!

Some things will get worse, of course, and other things will get better. It's very possible for things to change for the better, assuming global cooperation.

Will the people in charge, governments, CEOs, billionaires, trillionaires correct their behavior, at the expense of profits? Well... Hm. But it's not hopeless, your voice still matters!

iBread Contractual Services (IBSc) can help improve your company, manufacturing, and even cities for a better, more sustainable future, both for your assets and the world. Let the voice of the masses be heard, together, we can build a better world... if we want it enough.

Trains... Trams... Buses... Whatever. They all lack something in common.
They're not new.
So you see, these transport option are not usually super impressive to investors...

Which is why we at iBread Energy Corps. has launch a novel solution for this exact problem: The SchitRanns - A high speed rubber wheeled monorail powered by diesel locomotives!

What problem is this solving?
At iBread, we believe that innovation doesn't mean solving problem, but instead, making something new!
Our new product has a unique capability of not requiring electrification unlike normal trains.
This means that instead of building overhead wires or third rails, you can use our democratic, nature given fuel!
The SchitRanns has an incredible top speed of up to 200km/h (warrantied up to 100km/h), and acceleration of up to 0.3m/s² (warrantied up to 0.2m/s²)
Additionally, the rubber wheel provides our partner, iBread Chemicals LLC a stable source of income.

This product can be used elevated, suspended elevated and at grade. We do not recommend installation in underground systems as the toxic byproducts exceed regulatory limits.
The SchitRunns is available in 2 permanent configuration:
[⬅️LOCOMOTIVE] - [PASSENGER] - [LOCOMOTIVE➡️]
[⬅️LOCOMOTIVE] - [PASSENGER] - [PASSENGER] - [LOCOMOTIVE➡️]

The locomotives were chosen instead of multiple units due to improved noise output. We like our services to be noticed.

Do note that you are not allowed to exceed the rated capacity of 10 seat per passenger car. There are no standing seats.

If any cities or institutions wishes to purchase our new transit option, please email us at [email protected]

I observed AI filmmaking. Here's what I've learned. A thread 🧵.
People collectively spend hundreds of thousands of work hour in the process of making a movie.
Why all that bloat when we can just replace it with 1 guy, Claude and an AI video generator?
This is the future. Get one with the program...
Why do you think AI "art" isn't "art"? It still requires human creativity in order to prompt the thing. 🧵 (1/3)

I mean... What's the difference between making micro decisions for every details, drawing, making 3d models, textures, acting, lighting, filming, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc and opening up ComfyUI? Look, there's like a million configuration option... There's the CFG and the steps and I've even fine-tuned the model... 🧵 (2/3)

It's not just making creating art more accessible, it's also really just the future everyone will have to deal with. AI generated films will be the norm. In the same way that people whined about 3D animation, CGI, etc... People are whining about AI "art" too, this will eventually stop once we realize that this is just the future and it how it will be because it is just how it is just because. 🧵 (3/3)