Breadmoji writes

In the city of Kioydust, Desate province, millions of citizens take part in an organized content creation event known as 'NewsForAll'. A new initiative meant to promote pleasant behavior and to combat misinformation among and within the citizens.

Participants' earnings are based on a referral chain system and the view count. In addition, participants are given the right to utilize select exclusive public facilities within the city. Meitar, who was contracted to host the event, states that this event may greatly improve compliance with the law and order.

Many schools in Kioydust require students to participate in the program, as participating schools receive funding from the program.

Here is the transcript of an interview with a parent of a child studying at Kioydo-Centraal School:

Frame, T. (Reporter): What are your thoughts on the NewsForAll program?
Rucksack, K. (Parent): You know... It's good that we are democratizing the news by making the barrier to entry to publish and consume it really easy. It combats misinformation on the internet. Also, my kid seems quite happy. He got the toys he wanted...
Frame, T. (Reporter): And the school?
Rucksack, K. (Parent): Well, ever since the program started, the school itself was modernized. I'm just really grateful for the program.

The admin of Kioydo-Centraal school, Higgins, J. has released a statement regarding the program:

We have used the funds from the NewsForAll program to improve the education of our students. It's truly wonderful. I believe more schools should participate in the program.

Meitar is planning to partner with more cities, citing it as a cost-effective way to educate netizens. Meitar also states that the program is good for its platform, as ID verification greatly reduces the number of bots, increase advertising CPM and makes advertisement even more effective.

—TECHNOLOGY—
A new study by Baker, T., et al. (2042) published in the Neurosci-Next Journal of Behavioral Science by Sprinkler-Elsevier shows promising results in the development of the MemoAlt product, designed to make you forget.
The MemoAlt is a revolutionary new product that uses EEG, Sarchoz-Methodo electroneurodynamics, along with a proprietary AI algorithm in order to intercept, alter, and delete certain memories.
Scientists in the field are left wondering: What might this imply for the science of medicine? Could this help psychiatric patients? Could this be the next revolution in studying the brain? What are the ethics of this?

Baker’s team has teamed up with Amazon to co-develop a product that helps you have better moods, become more efficient, and even ‘cure’ suicidal patients and other mental ‘defects’.
In addition to that, Amazon has announced plans for a partnership with CGV Cinemas to investigate the potential for a booth that lets you forget embarrassing moments, spoilers, and can even make your rewatches feel fresh!
Preliminary market research suggests the subscription will cost around 99990 ₩‎ (Republic of Korea Won) per month, plus an additional 29990 ₩‎ co-pay per use.
You can register your interest at your local CGV Cinema. CGV has announced that the first installation will be in Seoul by the end of FY2053.

The UCIIBAP agency (United Central Intergovernmental Intelligence Bureau Against Perpetrators, a subdivision of the One Microsoft Corporation) has reportedly announced interest in acquiring the project, along with the project authors, to democratize access to this wonderful technology and to provide further research grants in order to perfect this technology.

In the meantime, you still need to wait before rewatching movies. Sorry, folks.

To still be haunted to this day by a word that irritates my esophagus to no end... Leitmotif. It's a short, recurring musical phrase. Leitmotif. So basically, if the leitmotif are leitmotifing the leitmotif, earth 'as we know it' doesn't just explode, literally absolutely nothing happens at all.

So okay. You're understandably worried about how this could mean for your investments in biochemical tech companies. I am not your financial advisor, nor your lawyer, but as far as I can tell, this doesn't necessarily concern you.

It's quite fascinating how a rumor spreads from one place to another, one person to another. It's actually called 'communication'. Basically, that is when you 'talk' to each other. But when you're basically manufacturing lies, framing people, intentionally leaving out information in order to mislead people... That's certainly a choice, right? Why try to cause drama for 'no reason', that's so crazy!

So yes, I'm sensing a recurring theme here. I don't know how true it is, how true what I'm saying right now is... But erm... you know?

Yes.

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Dear Mark,

Great news, I got a job at Ghingroid Medical! I'll be doing QC for the ginger extract hydrogel product! Also, my sister became a chemist, also at Ghingroid Medical. She's currently researching about microplastic filtration. I've heard that it's a delightful job!

But Mark... I have some questions for you... I know times are tough for you right now... But can you please respond back to me? We're worried about you. If you need help, please feel free to call us at any time.

I've heard some... news... about you... I hope they're not true. Mark, please don't do it. You didn't do it right? Everything is going to be fine... please. It's not over. You can always find another.

But anyways... I wish you well... wherever you are now....

With love,
Joyce

Today marks the first day the Taipei 101 skyscraper will no longer be able to serve its famous Rabouit cereal, produced in a partnership with Nvidia.
Market analysts noted that Rabouit sales has steadily declined ever since 2012, 35 years after its debut in 1977.
Rabouit is often described as being mildly crunchy, rich, chocolatey and having notes of citrus.
However, many observant shoppers noticed the decline not only in size, but also in quaility.
Modern Rabouit is made with compound chocolate instead of the couverture chocolate in its original recipe.
Its no wonder that many people has switched to an alternative brand, like Chotrus, will has surged to become the third most consumed cereal in Taiwan in the year 2016.

The team at Taipei 101 has stated that they now plan to serve a custom cereal, produced by Chotrus instead.
In the meantime, Rabouit (the original recipe, modified for the Taipei 101) is available at the Taipei 101 until stock runs out.

There was a period of time in July where a lot of Sydney residents did not have network. This was because they were with Telstra. In face, it was not just Sydney, but all of Australia. This was because 10 years ago a similar issue happened and instead of replacing the hardware, they just reset it and said "we'll replace it in 9 years before this issue happens again." However, the people that said this have left Telstra or are no longer in a position to replace said hardware, and they did in fact not replace the hardware 9 years ago. We know they did not replace the hardware because on the 10th year, the outage happened.

The issue took 2 days to completely resolve, impacting calls to emergency services.

It has only been 3 years since the last outage involving Optus.

phone line not working
"Ugh that's it I'm gonna call Telstra and complain"
phone line still not working
"I CAN'T FUCKING CALL THEM THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN"

Telstra customers are encouraged to call Telstra and complain so they can potentially get free credit or a bill reduction as compensation for the outage.

Hello,

A very observant reader of Legit news has noticed an incorrect capitalization in the article title "New Fish DIscovered in Ocean". Where the mistake is a capital I in Discovered.

Thank you for reading this. Again, more useless news at 6.

Somewhere in the ocean, a new fish was discovered. The fish naming people have decided to call this fish the ass fish. Why? Who fuckin' knows.

All we know is ass fish. More useless news at 6.