Breadmoji writes

Hello,

A very observant reader of Legit news has noticed an incorrect capitalization in the article title "New Fish DIscovered in Ocean". Where the mistake is a capital I in Discovered.

Thank you for reading this. Again, more useless news at 6.

Somewhere in the ocean, a new fish was discovered. The fish naming people have decided to call this fish the ass fish. Why? Who fuckin' knows.

All we know is ass fish. More useless news at 6.

The goblins deserved their rights. We, the democratic charter group will not stand for this injustice. Tomorrow at 12:00 we will march through their lawn and around the pool. This will be peaceful, and the goblins shall have their voices heard.

Many such cases of things getting ruined forever. However, if we stand strong on our ideologies, together, as one. We can prevent the goblinphobes from assuming power. We wll take the power BACK. Back to the people. Back to the citizens of BreadTopia.

Please join us. This xenophobic government can not exist in our society.

It's Saturday, what a nice and beautiful day ☀️ to go up in flames 🔥
In rememberance of rugae 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Mr Cathodelics uses his microscope 🔬
So wavy, curvy, and stylish 👠 He dyes it blue now 💙
Oh my grud 😱 She moves, she's... FLYING ☢️
Today we face the monster at our door 🚪 Into the autoclave she goes 🔥
Hmm, lookie lookie, go look again 👀 So many clones... 🦠
But then Mr Cathodelics remembered 🤔 What about the aloe on the floor ⁉️
Drop it on the dish 🧫 Let's see who gets finished 😵
Today marks the end of penicillin 🛑 As a stronger force becomes law 🔫
As the soothing gel covers the rugae 🪷 The demons... collapsed 🌠
Countless prizes for the guys 🏆 Now it's time to shine 💎

Dignified!

Yes.

Janet once told the world... that she'd have dealt with wasters.
But right now, she's just a Baker.
Sitting in Brooklyn, as her heart desires.
The smell of pastry, it's even better!
Just another wonderful day.

The landlord sensed a wonderful desire.
One that would make the shareholders wealthier.
Does this mean that business of her...
will get dissolved into the water?
Just the fate of the baker...

Our new brooding club will help you reach your brooding goal in no time. Want to become the guy in the cover of gay fiction? You can now get one step closer!

This club is held virtually at 18:30-20:00 UTC on fridays. Don't miss out! Register at https://broodclub.brd/register

PS: You can request a change of time if you'd like!

In an interview, Mrs. Johnathan Smith, a high school biology teacher stated she is a strong believer in democracy.

[REPORTER] What are your thoughts on democracy?
[Mrs. Smith] Well... I think that's how it should be.

There you have it folks. More news at 5.

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