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Nvidia discontinues their cereal brand "Rabouit" in Taiwan, citing supply chain problems.

Today marks the first day the Taipei 101 skyscraper will no longer be able to serve its famous Rabouit cereal, produced in a partnership with Nvidia.
Market analysts noted that Rabouit sales has steadily declined ever since 2012, 35 years after its debut in 1977.
Rabouit is often described as being mildly crunchy, rich, chocolatey and having notes of citrus.
However, many observant shoppers noticed the decline not only in size, but also in quaility.
Modern Rabouit is made with compound chocolate instead of the couverture chocolate in its original recipe.
Its no wonder that many people has switched to an alternative brand, like Chotrus, will has surged to become the third most consumed cereal in Taiwan in the year 2016.

The team at Taipei 101 has stated that they now plan to serve a custom cereal, produced by Chotrus instead.
In the meantime, Rabouit (the original recipe, modified for the Taipei 101) is available at the Taipei 101 until stock runs out.

Australia without network

Sydney has network Many people in Sydney are connected to the network of the internet. Some of the time. In some places.

— Bread™

There was a period of time in July where a lot of Sydney residents did not have network. This was because they were with Telstra. In face, it was not just Sydney, but all of Australia. This was because 10 years ago a similar issue happened and instead of replacing the hardware, they just reset it and said "we'll replace it in 9 years before this issue happens again." However, the people that said this have left Telstra or are no longer in a position to replace said hardware, and they did in fact not replace the hardware 9 years ago. We know they did not replace the hardware because on the 10th year, the outage happened.

The issue took 2 days to completely resolve, impacting calls to emergency services.

It has only been 3 years since the last outage involving Optus.

phone line not working
"Ugh that's it I'm gonna call Telstra and complain"
phone line still not working
"I CAN'T FUCKING CALL THEM THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN"

Telstra customers are encouraged to call Telstra and complain so they can potentially get free credit or a bill reduction as compensation for the outage.

Title Error Discovered in last Article

Hello,

A very observant reader of Legit news has noticed an incorrect capitalization in the article title "New Fish DIscovered in Ocean". Where the mistake is a capital I in Discovered.

Thank you for reading this. Again, more useless news at 6.

New Fish DIscovered in Ocean

Somewhere in the ocean, a new fish was discovered. The fish naming people have decided to call this fish the ass fish. Why? Who fuckin' knows.

All we know is ass fish. More useless news at 6.

New Fish DIscovered in Ocean, image 1

It's... ruined!

The goblins deserved their rights. We, the democratic charter group will not stand for this injustice. Tomorrow at 12:00 we will march through their lawn and around the pool. This will be peaceful, and the goblins shall have their voices heard.

Many such cases of things getting ruined forever. However, if we stand strong on our ideologies, together, as one. We can prevent the goblinphobes from assuming power. We wll take the power BACK. Back to the people. Back to the citizens of BreadTopia.

Please join us. This xenophobic government can not exist in our society.

Watermelon 🍉 boys unite!

It's Saturday, what a nice and beautiful day ☀️ to go up in flames 🔥
In rememberance of rugae 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Mr Cathodelics uses his microscope 🔬
So wavy, curvy, and stylish 👠 He dyes it blue now 💙
Oh my grud 😱 She moves, she's... FLYING ☢️
Today we face the monster at our door 🚪 Into the autoclave she goes 🔥
Hmm, lookie lookie, go look again 👀 So many clones... 🦠
But then Mr Cathodelics remembered 🤔 What about the aloe on the floor ⁉️
Drop it on the dish 🧫 Let's see who gets finished 😵
Today marks the end of penicillin 🛑 As a stronger force becomes law 🔫
As the soothing gel covers the rugae 🪷 The demons... collapsed 🌠
Countless prizes for the guys 🏆 Now it's time to shine 💎

Dignified!

Dignified!

Should You Eat Bread ?

Yes.

Janet the Baker

Janet once told the world... that she'd have dealt with wasters.
But right now, she's just a Baker.
Sitting in Brooklyn, as her heart desires.
The smell of pastry, it's even better!
Just another wonderful day.

The landlord sensed a wonderful desire.
One that would make the shareholders wealthier.
Does this mean that business of her...
will get dissolved into the water?
Just the fate of the baker...

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